- Coach Hayden Fox: You ever heard of knocking, Watkins. You know, it's where you use your knuckles. That's those things that scrape the ground when you walk.
- Dauber Dybinski: [about Hayden] Once he's your friend, no matter what you do, he'll stick with you just to prove that he's not wrong.
- Coach Hayden Fox: The guy is crazy about you. Hey, don't get too flattered. He's also been in college for 8 years.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Aw gee, Dauber, I don't wanna talk to that kangaroo. She's always calling me names.