- Henry Hibke: Grampa, I want to see the animals.
- Dr. Art Hibke: Well, you're looking at one, Henry. This is called a weasel.
- [points to Luther]
- Little girl: [at the petting zoo] How long do sheep live?
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: About 2 years. Long enough to get a couple of sweaters and some chops. You like lamb chops?