- Zach Powers: Think, Jason, think. You imagine it's easy for Zach Powers to admit that there's a woman, any woman, he couldn't have?
- Monica Colby: Miles, all you need is some time.
- Miles Colby: Time isn't gonna help either. There was nothing else before Randall. Then all there was was Randall. Now there's nothing.
- Zach Powers: For your mothers sake I tollerated you. But all that is over now. Make all the threats you want, my hands are clean. But you're not moving in on me and you're not moving in on the Colby girl. I'll risk sharing a prison cell with you first.
- Spiro Koralis: I got a better idea, Zach: You take the mother, I'll take the daugher, we'll share the Colby fortune instead.
- Monica Colby: [entering Neil's bedroom] Knock knock, Nurse Colby to the rescue with chicken soup.
- Neil Kittredge: [instead of being sick, Neil is bed with a woman] Monica, I... this is my wife, Gail.
- Gail Kittredge: And this is the bedroom. The kitchen's down the hall.
- Monica Colby: Excuse me. I must have the wrong house. I certainly have the wrong man.
- Francesca Colby: I've lived in the shadows so long, I'm... I'm afraid to come out in the light.
- Jason Colby: Welcome to the sunshine, sweetheart. Ten minutes after my divorce is final, we will be married.