- Sable Scott Colby: And what am I supposed to say? Dear Constance, I wish I had half your integrity, half your wisdom, half your sense of honor.
- Constance 'Conny' Colby Patterson: But you do, Sable, you do. Almost exactly half.
- Monica Colby: I know what you're going to say...
- Constance 'Conny' Colby Patterson: Nobody knows what I am going to say, that's why I'm still here.
- Constance 'Conny' Colby Patterson: [to Monica] There are only two women who ever quit Colby Enterprises and they're both sitting right here.
- Miles Colby: [after Jason gives both Jeff and Garret instructions to follow] Anything for me, or should I just put some toner in the copier?
- Jason Colby: When you attack Conny, you attack me.
- Sable Scott Colby: And when she attacks our son, you simply turn the other cheek.
- Monica Colby: Ok, all right, so you don't like Country & Western.
- Neil Kittredge: It has it's place. Barn raisings, square dances. When one of the Mandrell sisters get married, but not here.
- Monica Colby: Well, you heard the applause.
- Neil Kittredge: The ping of the spittoons kept drowning it out.
- Jeff Colby: [about Sable] You're as sane as she is!
- Constance 'Conny' Colby Patterson: If you say that in court, I don't stand a chance.