- Sable Colby: Oh, well I must say husband stealing agrees with you, darling. You are a walking ad for adultery. Do they need a poster child?
- Francesca Colby: You can't steal what's already lost. You know the rules, Sable: finders, keepers.
- Sable Colby: Yes, I've been trying to find your keeper for years, darling. No man is safe.
- Zach Powers: [there's a thunderstorm outside] Don't be a fool, Sable... stay here.
- Sable Colby: With you? I'd rather walk through hell.
- Francesca Colby: We can keep the rain out, not my sister.
- Jason Colby: I've tried to talk to her, but she's booned up in her blackmailing.
- Lucas Carter: How're you doing with the Colbys? Making any progress?
- Channing Carter: Fine... just fine. But I'd be making a lot more if it weren't for someone named Randall.
- Francesca Colby: [to Jason] Are we insane to be this happy? You are out on bail for attempted murder.
- Asst. Dist. Atty. John Moretti: [to Sable] Lets put it this way: I'm sending a Colby to jail. It will either be your husband, or it'll be you.
- Channing Carter: Oh, I don't want to just shoot the house, we're a little more thorough than that, we have to be. After all we're asking our readers to live with you for a few pages. It's only right that I live with you first.
- Jason Colby: You set up Miles for the Mahoney murder, Jeff for the Lavados Killing, now it's my turn, huh?
- Zach Powers: There aren't enough hours in the day to do all that framing. Besides, I'm trying to cut down.
- [smiles broadly at his own wit]
- Jason Colby: I'll wipe that smile off your face if it kills me. And it might.