- Valerie Cherish: [Mickey shows her a photo of his lover] What's this? Oh, that's your Robert? Oh my gosh. I didn't even recognize him. How old is this picture?
- Mickey Deane: In case you don't get Selleck.
- Valerie Cherish: Well...
- Mickey Deane: All these years, I've never asked, Red.
- Valerie Cherish: Now I know. I think, you know... they really wanna get a name.
- Mickey Deane: Well, keep him in mind.
- Valerie Cherish: Okay.
- Mickey Deane: He's perfect for the role of Big Dick... if you get my drift.
- Valerie Cherish: You know that overhead camera? Its probably on.
- [Mickey looks up at the hidden camera with a mortified look on his face]
- Valerie Cherish: Jane, how great would it be to have Tom Selleck on "The Comeback"? Huh? Oh, yeah. Okay, so, Sharon, lets get Tom Selleck.
- Sharon: Great.
- Valerie Cherish: Yeah!
- Tom Peterman: Yeah, Val, I don't think we can get Tom Selleck.
- Valerie Cherish: Well, of course we can't. Not without a personal call, but I think I can handle that.
- Tom Peterman: Oh, you know Tom Selleck?
- Valerie Cherish: Oh yeah, surel Yeah. I did a "Magnum P.I." back when I was just starting out. Played his godchild.
- Sharon: Long time ago.
- Valerie Cherish: I know. Oh wait, I'm wrong. My bad. That's wrong. I played a teen hooker on "Magnum P.I." I played Remington Steele's godchild. It was the same year, so.