The Cosby Show (TV Series)

And So, We Commence (1992)

Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Theo Huxtable

Quotes 

• Kenny : [touches the door bell]  Dang! Your father still working on the door bell, huh?

  Theo : Yes, I guess he is. Come in, Kenny.

  Kenny : [gives him a present]  Happy graduation.

  Theo : What is it?

  Kenny : Open it.

  Theo : [sits down on the sofa and opens it]  Kenny, these are tube socks. They come in six pairs.

  Kenny : Actually, five.

  [shows his sox] 

  Kenny : I'll go get some tape to fix that door bell. We don't want our guests getting possessed.

  [Walks out the door and closes it behind him] 

  Theo : Okay.

  Theo : Dad, you invited Kenny? I told you there are no more tickets.

  Cliff : Aw, come on, Theo. Kenny is like a mother or sister... he's like the brother you never had.

  Theo : There's too much people and there's not enough tickets.

  Cliff : If there's not enough, then uninvite him.

  Theo : But the boy gave me tube socks.

  Cliff : Well, then give him a ticket.