The Cosby Show (TV Series)

No Way, Baby (1989)

Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable

Quotes 

• Ray Palomino : Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Tell me what you want, I'll get it for you.

  Ray Palomino : Come on, you're joking.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Things have changed now. All you have to do is you put in your order, we deliver. What do you want?

  Ray Palomino : A great-granddaughter.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : You got it.

• Ray Palomino : Let me get this straight. The husband is disappeared.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Right.

  Ray Palomino : You tried to find some members of the family and I'm the only one you could come up with?

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Right.

  Ray Palomino : You know somethin'? You're trying to set me up.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Well, as many times as you've been knocked out, I'm sure you can recognize a set up.

• Ray Palomino : You're a baby doc, right?

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Yes.

  Ray Palomino : Well, no matter what any woman has told you, it wasn't me.