- Rudy Huxtable: ...The title is, "A Story By Rudy Huxtable." Once Upon a Time, there was a Happy Land. It was a very beautiful place, with many beautiful things to look at. Everybody who lived in this land was happy all day long...
- [She notices that Cliff has dozed off and gently opens his eye, which he rolls while chuckling at her]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Go ahead, I'm listening.
- Rudy Huxtable: You're supposed to be awake.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I *am* awake. I heard everything you said.
- Rudy Huxtable: What did I say?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: You said, "Once Upon a Time, there was a frog who kissed a princess; she turned into a fire-breathing dragon. They moved to Detroit, where they had ten kids and lived Happily Ever After."
- [Clair chuckles, while Rudy grins and shakes her head]