Coupling (TV Series)

Jane and the Truth Snake (2001)

Richard Coyle: Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock

Quotes 

• Jeff : Asses are the human races favorite thing. When God gave us our asses he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. Cause when God made the ass he didn't say "Hey it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early." He said "Behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name"

• Lynda : I like kissing, don't you?

  Jeff : Oh, yeah! Especially the tongues part. I love getting all that extra tongue. You know, sometimes I eat really cold ice cream just so that my tongue goes numb and it feels like someone elses... But then we all get lonely sometimes.