The Courtship of Eddie's Father (TV Series)
A Brave at Natchanoomi (1971)
Bill Bixby: Tom Corbett
Quotes
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[Eddie's Father and Uncle Norman have spent the night at Eddie's camp, and are on their way to the breakfast tent]
Tom Corbett : Here we go. Huevos.
Norman Tinker : Thursday?
[he makes the mistake, because the Spanish word for Thursday is 'jueves' - pronounced, 'hueves']
Tom Corbett : Eggs, Norman, eggs.
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Eddie Corbett : When do you become a man?
Tom Corbett : Legally, when you're 21.
Eddie Corbett : That's a long time away.
Tom Corbett : Yeah, but you can vote when you're eighteen.
Eddie Corbett : It's gettin' closer.
Tom Corbett : Well, some societies say that you become a man when you're thirteen.
Eddie Corbett : Wow, that's right around the corner.
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Eddie Corbett : Does man come from monkeys?
Tom Corbett : Why do you ask, Eddie?
Eddie Corbett : Well, it sure feels like I do.
Tom Corbett : Well, that is a difficult question to answer, Sport.
Eddie Corbett : I guess that's why I'm askin' it... . The easy questions I know the answers to.
Tom Corbett : Well, you see, Eddie, there is a spiritual answer and there is a scientific answer.
Eddie Corbett : Would it help if I told ya I like bananas?