- [Eddie's Father and Uncle Norman have spent the night at Eddie's camp, and are on their way to the breakfast tent]
- Tom Corbett: Here we go. Huevos.
- Norman Tinker: Thursday?
- [he makes the mistake, because the Spanish word for Thursday is 'jueves' - pronounced, 'hueves']
- Tom Corbett: Eggs, Norman, eggs.
- Eddie Corbett: When do you become a man?
- Tom Corbett: Legally, when you're 21.
- Eddie Corbett: That's a long time away.
- Tom Corbett: Yeah, but you can vote when you're eighteen.
- Eddie Corbett: It's gettin' closer.
- Tom Corbett: Well, some societies say that you become a man when you're thirteen.
- Eddie Corbett: Wow, that's right around the corner.
- Eddie Corbett: Does man come from monkeys?
- Tom Corbett: Why do you ask, Eddie?
- Eddie Corbett: Well, it sure feels like I do.
- Tom Corbett: Well, that is a difficult question to answer, Sport.
- Eddie Corbett: I guess that's why I'm askin' it... . The easy questions I know the answers to.
- Tom Corbett: Well, you see, Eddie, there is a spiritual answer and there is a scientific answer.
- Eddie Corbett: Would it help if I told ya I like bananas?