The Critic (TV Series)

A Pig Boy and His Dog (1994)

Jon Lovitz: Jay Sherman

Quotes 

• [Jay dreams he's in Jurassic Park] 

  Jay Sherman : Help, help! Or at least put me in a better Spielberg movie!

• Jay Sherman : Hello, and welcome to "Coming Attractions." Tonight we'll be reviewing "Barney the Dinosaur: The Motion Picture." Just look who got $10 million to play Barney!

  Marlon Brando : This is so humiliating. You know I had to lose 100 pounds to play a dinosaur? Can't even see through the eyeholes on this thing.

  [He bumps into a wall and falls down. All the kids laugh] 

  Kid : Hey! Barney's being funny!

  Marlon Brando : No, I'm not. I don't do comedy. Not since "The Freshman," that piece of crap. I don't know what I was thinking, making that picture, let me tell you.