The Critic (TV Series)

A Pig Boy and His Dog (1994)

Gerrit Graham: Franklin Sherman

Quotes 

• Franklin : Good news, son. I've found the perfect mate for you. Her name is Barbie and she's from Malibu. Now, she has a boyfriend named Ken, but he's not much of a man,

  [whispering] 

  Franklin : ...I checked.

• Franklin : There's a reason there's a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure the monkey out of my head.

• Eleanor : Franklin, my life is an endless grey corridor.

  Franklin : Hmm, I've been there too. Usually there's a midget making googly eyes at me. I call him Mr. Picolini.

• Franklin : Oh, Wilson, my wife is happy again!

  Owl : Who?

  Franklin : My wife, Eleanor.

  Owl : Who?

  Franklin : My wife, Eleanor.

  [hours later] 

  Owl : Who?

  Franklin : My wife, Eleanor.