"The Critic" Eyes on the Prize (TV Episode 1994) - Maurice LaMarche as Jeremy Hawke, Orson Welles

Orson Welles : Rosebud...

[fade to color]

Orson Welles : Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit... Just a handful for the road.

[takes a handful of peas and walks away whilst munching loudly]

Orson Welles : [off screen, delighted] Oh, what luck; there's a French fry stuck in my beard!

[munches loudly]
Orson Welles : [advertising Blotto Bros. Wine] A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. And for a little magic, I shall make this jug disappear.

[he noisily guzzling the wine out of the jug]
[in "Arthur III: Revenge of the Liver"]

Doctor : Arthur, I'm afraid you have... acute cirrhosis.

Arthur : And you have a cute little butt! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!

Doctor : No, you don't understand. Your pancreas is swollen to the size of a basketball.

Arthur : Oh, no wonder I dribble so much! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!

Doctor : This is very serious, you have less than a year to live!

Arthur : [pointing to tongue depressors] Oh, don't look now, but somebody's eaten all your popsicles! Ha-haaa! Why there's a piano!

[begins to sing]

Arthur : I've got a liver the size of coconuts...
Marlon Brando : [seeing Jay after he's bulked up] That Adolph Hitmaker does good work.

Maurice LaMarche: Jeremy Hawke, Orson Welles