The Critic (TV Series)
Eyes on the Prize (1994)
Phil Hartman: Adolph Hitmaker, Bernie Wasserman, Prof. Blowhard
Quotes
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Adolph Hitmaker : If you want the world to love you, you must be big and jolly, like Santa Claus or Rush Limbaugh.
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Prof. Blowhard : Learn from this man, class, we should all be such independent thinkers.
Students : [in monotone unison while taking notes] Be an independent thinker...
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Prof. Blowhard : Jay, you weren't meant to create. You were made to tear apart!
Jay Sherman : I was?
Prof. Blowhard : You were born to nitpick what others poured their hearts and souls into!
Jay Sherman : I shall! I shall!
Prof. Blowhard : Be a truth teller!
Jay Sherman : I will, you pompous windbag!
Prof. Blowhard : Learn from this man, class, that we should all be such independent thinkers!