- In Larry's hunt to get Richard Lewis a kidney, he ingratiates himself to the head of a kidney consortium by playing to the man's very Orthodox Jew aims. Also, Larry suspects Lewis' nurse has a disturbing way of hiding items she has stolen.
- Larry's quest to get Richard Lewis a kidney takes a turn when Larry learns about the head of the kidney consortium. After befriending the guy, Larry invites him and his daughter on a ski trip. Like everything Larry does, the trip ends as badly as it started.—halo1k
- Jeff and Susie invite Larry and Cheryl to spend the weekend at their ski lodge. Richard is counting on Larry for the kidney. He has signed over his Mickey Mantle 500th home run game ball to Larry, in his will. The ball is worth $20,000. Richard's nurse Lisa (Mo Collins) thanks Larry for visiting Richard. She tells Larry that she used to date Jeff & that Jeff had a really small penis. Larry mentions this to Jeff & he counters by saying that Lisa had a big vagina.
Louis is still in a coma. Jeff invites Larry and Cheryl for a weekend at his ski lodge.
Larry and Jeff run into George Lopez at the hospital. George himself has undergone a kidney transplant recently. On George's advise, Larry and Jeff befriend the head of a kidney-transplant consortium, Ben Heinemann (Stuart Pankin), in an attempt to get Richard Lewis to the top of the hospital waiting list. Larry asks Jones to work on finding something usable on Ben. Larry finds that Jones had a pack of edible undies in his suitcase, which he left at Larry's house. Larry puts them in his ski jacket. Jones finds that Ben is an orthodox Hebrew & gives Larry his license plate number.
Larry tracks the car & deliberately bumps into it when the car is in a parking lot & damages it. In the process, the anti-crash balloon on Larry's steering wheel is activated and Larry is hit smack in the face by it. He leaves a note for Ben to call him back for Insurance. Ben meets Larry where Larry also professes his love for all things that Ben likes like baseball and skiing. After befriending Ben, Larry invites him and his daughter Rachael (Iris Bahr) on a ski trip. He wants to gift the Mickey Mantle ball to Ben, but the ball goes missing from Richard's house & Larry accuses Lisa of taking it away by hiding it inside her huge vagina. Nobody has been in the house, except a few friends.
Then Larry asks Susie to act as his Orthodox Hebrew wife during the ski trip (as Cheryl is not Hebrew). At night Larry has to sleep with Susie and Jeff with Cheryl. Both men are thrown to the floor. Rachael suspects something is not right. But Ben is clearly impressed by Larry, & when Larry mentions about Richard, Ben agrees to move Richard up the list.
On the ski slopes, Larry gets stuck with Rachael on the lifts. The duo is stuck for hours & the only thing Larry has to eat is the edible undies that were in his pocket. As per Hebrew law an unmarried girl cannot be with a strange man after sundown. 2 minutes before sundown Rachael is desperate and jumps from the ski lift and injures herself, ending any chance of a kidney for Richard. Before jumping, Rachael had left her phone with Larry. Larry's own phone was left in Richard's house. Larry asks Richard if Lisa has his phone & she refuses. But then Larry calls his own phone & Lisa's vagina starts ringing
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