Alan Rosenberg: Ira Woodbine

Quotes 

• Sylvia : So listen, it's just between you and one other person. He's a book reviewer. We're going to put you both on the same show to see which one of you the audience takes to.

  Cybill Sheridan : So, we're gonna duke it out on the air, huh? I love competition. I'll slice him. I'll dice him. I'll puree his sorry bookworm ass.

  Ira Woodbine : Cybill?

  Cybill Sheridan : Ira?

  Ira Woodbine : You're the down-home cooking lady?

  Cybill Sheridan : You're the sorry bookworm ass?