- Maryann Thorpe: [to the tune of Gilligan's Island Theme] Oh, sit right back and you'll hear a tale/ tale of a fateful ship/ When Dr. Dick and his brand new bride... / Die on a sinking ship!
- Maryann Thorpe: [causes remote control boat to capsize, knocking dolls riding on it into water] Aaaaaaaaaiiiiggggghhhh! Aaiiggghhhh!
- Maryann Thorpe: [imitating Andrea Thorpe] Help! Help! Dr. Dick I can't swim
- Maryann Thorpe: [imitating Dr. Dick] You can float! You have implants!