Da Vinci's Inquest (TV Series)

That's the Way the Story Goes (2000)

Bill Mondy: Philip Simms

Quotes 

• Philip Simms : [about a deceased man on his apartment front doorstep]  Could you please just get rid of him.

  Dominic Da Vinci : What's your name?

  Philip Simms : [defiantly]  Philip Simms. And you?

  Dominic Da Vinci : [testily]  What's my name?

  Philip Simms : That's right.

  Dominic Da Vinci : Da Vinci. Dominic.

  Philip Simms : [as Da Vinci starts to write]  Two M's.

  Dominic Da Vinci : Well, Mr. Simms with two M's, that's a deceased man that's in your doorstep there, and he's going to remain there until I decide or not. But you, sir, will remain an asshole forever.