Dad's Army (TV Series)

Time on My Hands (1972)

Clive Dunn: LCpl. Jack Jones

Quotes 

• German Pilot : [hanging from the town clock]  Bitte, mein Herr! Oh, bitte, bitte!

  Jones : It's no good trying to apologize.

  German Pilot : Schnell. Schnell.

  Jones : Never mind about the smell. That's got nothing to do with it.

• Pte. James Frazer : [after Jones accidentally destroys the ladder]  Ye silly old fool! We'll never get down now! We're marooned, marooned!

  Jones : [remorsefully]  Mr. Mainwaring, I just want to say how sorry I am. And from now on, I'm going to do whatever you tell me to, no matter how dangerous it is. I'll make any sacrifice, in order to regurgitate myself.

• Jones : [being poked repeatedly in the rear by a clock automaton's wooden sword]  I don't like it! I do not like it!

• Jones : [speaking to the German hanging from the clock tower]  Now my captain's going to ponder with you now listen.

  Mainwaring : Further resistance is useless. In the name of the King I demand that you surrender.