- J.R. Ewing: Bobby, it's not too late.
- Bobby Ewing: Shut up.
- Cliff Barnes: [walking Pam down the aisle] You know what I'm thinking?
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: No.
- Cliff Barnes: You're walking straight into Hell.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: Just keep walking.
- J.R. Ewing: You really want that Barnes woman over your own flesh and blood?
- Bobby Ewing: J.R., if you don't be quiet, you're going to see more flesh and blood than you ever dreamed of.
- Minister: Gentleman, please!
- J.R. Ewing: The last time Cliff Barnes gave anybody advice, it was to General Custer. He said, "Don't you worry about them Indians."