Quotes
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JR Ewing : [about Cliff Barnes] Man, I've tried everything. I've got all the boys working on it. He's clean, I... There must be something wrong with the man, he's just clean!
Jock Ewing : Nobody's gotten that far in politics and stayed clean. He's just been careful, that's all. And don't forget, he's a Barnes. There's bound to be a body in that closet someplace. Find it!
JR Ewing : All right. If I can't find it, I'll put it there!
[grins]
Jock Ewing : Whatever.
[leaves]
JR Ewing : [to himself] Whatever.
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J.R. : Barnes just broke the cardinal rule of politics: never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman.
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Pamela Barnes Ewing : I'll tell you something. I don't know how to play by your rules. But someday I will. And you're going to pay for what you've done to my brother!
JR Ewing : No, you won't. You won't use any of those rules against me or any other Ewing. You'll do just as we do. You'll use them to protect your own interests.
Pamela Barnes Ewing : Then God help me!
