Danger Theatre (TV Series)

Phantom of Fashion/Aloha, Rich Man, Goodbye (1993)

Robert Vaughn: Host

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Host : Welcome once again to another thrilling episode of "Danger Theatre", the show that dares to show crime as it really is - very unpleasant. First up tonight, The Searcher rides his mighty hog into the world of high fashion.

  [speaking to a production assistant off-camera] 

  Host : What? He's really riding a pig now?

  Off-Camera Production Assistant : No. A 'hog' is a motorcycle.

  Host : Motorcycle? Ah, that's very interesting. Well, curtain up. It's time for "Danger Theatre".

• [last lines] 

  Host : Remember, kids, when you're in Hawaii, keep you money in your wallet, not on top the bar. Join us next week, same time, same station... same crummy set.

  Off-Camera Production Assistant : Don't knock the set.

  Host : Well, you could paint it, for god's sake. Pop for a few plants.

  Off-Camera Production Assistant : Just say good night.

  Host : Good night... and good night from "Danger Theatre", where they won't even spring for a can of paint.