Danger Theatre (TV Series)

An Old Friend for Dinner (1993)

Robert Vaughn: Host

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Host : Good evening and welcome to a very special installment of "Danger Theatre". The story you are about to see could not be told in just ten minutes, so tonight, "Danger Theatre" has gone to great expense to produce a full half-hour "Searcher" and to rent me this fine tuxedo... even though it is a little tight in the crotch.

  Off-Camera Production Assistant : Don't talk about your crotch - just introduce the show!

  Host : Curtain up! It's time for "Danger Theatre".

• [last lines] 

  Host : Next week, we return with another thrill-packed half-hour of Danger Theatre. Don't make any plans. You won't want to miss it.

  [a beautiful woman strolls onto the set and kisses the host] 

  Off-Camera Production Assistant : Wh-what's going on? Who's she?

  Host : She's my date. I didn't want to waste the tux. Good night, good luck and bon appetite from "Danger Theatre".

  Off-Camera Production Assistant : What? That's our tux!

  Host : Try and catch me.

  [the host and his date run off-stage]