Danger Theatre (TV Series)
An Old Friend for Dinner (1993)
Sam Anderson: Andre the Gourmet
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Quotes
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Andre the Gourmet : And you - you really are a little oven stuffer, aren't you?
Julie Conklin : No! No, please let me go home, no, please. I want to go home!
Andre the Gourmet : Shut up, or I'll eat you first.
Julie Conklin : NOOO!
[Andre jams an apple into Julie's mouth]
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Andre the Gourmet : Doesn't it bother you that I'm going to eat you?
Meyer the Fryer : It's my honor, sir. After all, how many people can say they've been eaten by Andre the Gourmet?
Andre the Gourmet : Thirty-six - not counting you and the little oven-stuffer here.
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Andre the Gourmet : How did you find me here?
The Searcher : You led me here, Andre the Gourmet. You outsmarted yourself by getting in my brain.
Andre the Gourmet : That's not a brain, that's some sort of wind-up toy.
The Searcher : Well, I wound up here, big shot.
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Andre the Gourmet : Carrots - they clean my pallet and help flush my liver.
Julie Conklin : You know what? You're both crazy! You're out of your mind! Help! Somebody, please help me!
Andre the Gourmet : That's it! Time to barbeque the babe.
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Andre the Gourmet : I'm going to put a stick up your behind, freeze you and eat you like a popsicle and there's not a thing you do to stop me.
The Searcher : I can think of one thing.
Andre the Gourmet : What's that?
[the Searcher knocks Andre out with one punch]
Meyer the Fryer : You beast! You monster! You hit Andre the Gourmet!
The Searcher : [to the audience] Well, it was either that or the stick.