Danger Theatre (TV Series)
An Old Friend for Dinner (1993)
Diedrich Bader: The Searcher
Quotes
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The Searcher : Now, what can you tell me about the abduction?
Effie Conklin : Well, the police believe it's the work of that copycat serial cannibal, Meyer the Fryer.
The Searcher : Ahh!... Who?
Edgar Conklin : You know - the one who patterns himself after that monster, Andre the Gourmet.
The Searcher : Of course! Andre the What?
Effie Conklin : The Gourmet - he's the most notorious cannibal serial killer of all time!
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The Searcher : Now I have him right where he doesn't want me - on his trail.
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Andre the Gourmet : How did you find me here?
The Searcher : You led me here, Andre the Gourmet. You outsmarted yourself by getting in my brain.
Andre the Gourmet : That's not a brain, that's some sort of wind-up toy.
The Searcher : Well, I wound up here, big shot.
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[during end credits]
The Searcher : Why do I suddenly have a craving for pot roast?
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Andre the Gourmet : I'm going to put a stick up your behind, freeze you and eat you like a popsicle and there's not a thing you do to stop me.
The Searcher : I can think of one thing.
Andre the Gourmet : What's that?
[the Searcher knocks Andre out with one punch]
Meyer the Fryer : You beast! You monster! You hit Andre the Gourmet!
The Searcher : [to the audience] Well, it was either that or the stick.