Danger Theatre (TV Series)
Searcher in the Mist/Sex, Lies & Decaf (1993)
Diedrich Bader: The Searcher (segment "Searcher in the Mist")
Quotes
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The Searcher : What seems to be the problem?
Dr. Karen Kreiger : Testanine has a contract with the United States government to do research in animal behavior modification. We teach animals to be assassins.
The Searcher : Whatever happened to the good old days when we just taught them to fetch?
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Dr. Karen Kreiger : Cookie was being trained to assassinate Saddam Hussein. Unfortunately, the training wasn't complete - we only got as far as the mustache.
The Searcher : Hmm, that is a problem - especially for people with mustaches.
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The Searcher : [speaking to a rabbit] Hello, Brucie. I used to have a bunny rabbit when I was a boy
[holds up a rabbit's foot]
The Searcher : ... only his name was Mr. Snookie. I know you'd be great friends.