- Danny Fenton: Hey slow down there Jeff Gordon, you're going over the speed limit... and the height limit.
- Tucker Foley: [in the flying car w/ Danny] Oh, sure, phase the car through the building, you had to save the day, didn't you?
- Danny Fenton: Umm... yeah, because a car smashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is bad!
- Tucker Foley: You're just jealous, 'cause there's somebody else to grab the spotlight!
- Surfer Guy: [really scarred] Yo, hallucinations! Focus!
- Danny Fenton: When have I ever grabbed the spotlight?
- Tucker Foley: How about right now, for instance!
- Surfer Guy: Aaaahhh!
- [Car crashes into a barn of hay; popping out of a pile of hay]
- Surfer Guy: Cha, there's a chicken on my head.
- Danny Fenton: Tucker, please, this is stupid. You're my best friend. I'm not jealous, I'm concerned.
- Tucker Foley: Well, don't be! This town's big enough for more than one ghost kid!
- Danny Fenton: [as Tucker flies off] Tucker, wait!... Whoa. Can't fly that fast. Is he getting more powerful?
- Danny Fenton: [after passing through the Fenton Dream/Ghost Catcher] This one actually works, a little too well... I'm filing this under "must avoid".
- Danny Fenton: [Tucker is turning into a ghost monster, and Danny is trying to stop him] Catch me if you can, Sucker Phantom.
- Tucker Foley: That's Tucker Phantom! TUCKER!
- Vice Principal Lancer: [Tucker turns invisible and uses the water fountain, spraying Lancer] MOBY DICK!
- [Invisible Tucker undos Lancer's tie and sprays him again]
- Vice Principal Lancer: Gulliver's Travels! I'm losing my mind!
- [Invisible Tucker pulls Lancer's pants down]
- Vice Principal Lancer: And my pants!