Daria (TV Series)

A Tree Grows in Lawndale (2000)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : You know, you aren't supposed to ride those things without a helmet.

  Kevin : Hey, I don't follow rules. I'm rebellent.

  Daria : Did he say "repellent?"

  Jane : Seems like he should have, doesn't it?

• Daria Morgendorffer : You know, if you break up Brittany's attempt at thought, it looks like a Mystik Spiral song.

  [Jane grabs Daria's notepad] 

  Jane Lane : "Armpits have feelings, but not for me. Now what do I do with lips emp-ty?" Eh. Are you sure you don't want to replace "lips" with "skull?"

  Daria Morgendorffer : It's a work in progress.

• Kevin : What's saving lives if there's no one to make out with?

  Daria : I believe Gandhi asked that same question.

  Jane : It's why he had to be eliminated.

• Jane : Daria, maybe we should go inside before lightning strikes you dead and bits of you mess up my nice shoes.

• Daria : So my sister's scouting out new zip-codes, my father's so mad he can only see the color red, and the other day when my mother was paying bills I caught her trying to smudge her return address labels. My home life's becoming intolerable.

  Jane : BECOMING intolerable?

  Daria : [Silence]  ... Is there such a word as intolerabler?

• Jane : Daria, you're going to hell.

  Daria : Any place that's better than Lawndale.