- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Hey.
- Jane Lane: Hey.
- Daria Morgendorffer: What are you doing here?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Those really good friends of mine - they totally blew me off. I figured you guys might be here.
- Jane Lane: Well, pull up a bench. We'll order another pie.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: No, I'll just get a slice. I'm only going to stay a minute.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Wanna borrow my stopwatch?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Hey, Daria, if you want me to leave, just say so.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Okay, bye now.
- Jane Lane: Hey, come on, Daria. I thought we were going to see a movie.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: What movie?
- Daria Morgendorffer: It's called "The Big Chick Movie That Appeals Only to Girls and Makes Men and Boys Vomit."
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Hey, Daria, did I say I wanted to go to the movie with you?
- Daria Morgendorffer: No, but you never mentioned wanting to horn in on our pizza time, either.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Daria, you're so darn pleasant and friendly, I don't see how anyone could resist an evening with you. But just on a crazy whim, I think I'll go home and watch TV by myself.
- Trent Lane: Listen, I got to get to rehearsal. I'm late.
- Daria Morgendorffer: How do you know? You don't wear a watch.
- Trent Lane: I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch. They depress me.
- Daria Morgendorffer: You know, Trent, somehow that makes perfect sense.
- Trent Lane: Sorry again about, you know... everything.
- Daria Morgendorffer: That's okay.
- Trent Lane: All right then, Daria. See you around.
- [Trent kisses Daria on the cheek and leaves]
- Daria Morgendorffer: See ya.
- Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: [Helen, Jake and Quinn are all offscreen, leaving the house] Meeting!
- Jake Morgendorffer: Golf!
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Date!
- Daria Morgendorffer: Sarcasm!
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Look, I'd like to talk to you, okay?
- Daria Morgendorffer: So, talk.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Listen, you don't like me and that's fine. There's no reason you should.
- Daria Morgendorffer: I agree.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: But it would be really nice if you could try and get along with me a little. At least in front of Jane.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Why should I?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Because she's your best friend, and I really like her and want to get to know her.
- Daria Morgendorffer: So?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: So you hating me puts her in a very awkward position.
- Daria Morgendorffer: I don't hate you. I don't even know you. But I'm not going to sit by while you take my friend away.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: I'm not taking your friend away. All she talks about is "Daria said this," "Daria did this," "listen to what Daria told this moron."
- Daria Morgendorffer: Don't bother with the flattery, Tom... I'm immune.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: I'm not flattering you, Daria. I don't care if you don't like me. I'm just saying you'd have to be pretty stupid to think anything or anybody is going to shake your friendship with Jane.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Yeah, pretty stupid. Look, I may conceivably have been acting like a jerk toward you...
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: It's possible; don't worry about it.
- Daria Morgendorffer: But you and I are not friends.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Definitely not.
- Daria Morgendorffer: And even if we were friends, I still wouldn't ride in that car.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: That's just plain common sense.
- Daria Morgendorffer: You and Jane aren't really morning people, are you?
- Trent Lane: Hey, the night holds the key.
- Daria Morgendorffer: The key to what?
- Trent Lane: I don't know, Daria, it's early.
- Daria Morgendorffer: I really hope he
- [Trent]
- Daria Morgendorffer: makes it as a musician, 'cause I can't think of any other job that he could hold down.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: I don't know. You know those farmers who get paid not to grow anything?
- Trent Lane: We're Mystic Spyral. We'll be back for a second set.
- Jesse Moreno: This was the first set!
- Trent Lane: Uhh... yeah.
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: You like convertibles?
- Jane Lane: Sofas?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Cars.
- Jane Lane: Why, you got one?
- Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Umm... no. But the roof of my car IS rusting through.
- Jane Lane: Almost the same thing.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Thanks for the ride.
- Trent Lane: Thanks for coming to the gig. I gotta get back before Max and Nicholas kill each other.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Yeah, you don't wanna miss that.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Is Trent up yet?
- Jane Lane: I heard something stirring in his room. I'm hoping it wasn't a family of raccoons.
- Jane Lane: Trent bought a mini-keyboard and a composing program, and he's been up like every night screwing around with it.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Has he played you any of the music he's written?
- Jane Lane: Who said anything about writing music? He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all plumbing version of "Oh Susana".
- Trent Lane: The second set's just the stuff that's not good enough for the first. I wouldn't stay for it myself, if I weren't in the band.
- Jane Lane: Come on, Daria, Trent will love doing some computer music. It will satisfy the secret techno dance freak hiding beneath that cool, alternative exterior.