Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Darkly Dawns the Duck: Part 2 (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard

Quotes 

• Taurus Bulba : Please accept my apologies.

  Darkwing Duck : Oh, okay. But next time you...

  [realizes] 

  Darkwing Duck : Taurus Bulba! How did you...? Where'd you...?

  [stuttering] 

  Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... I'm the surprise in your cereal box... I'm... I'm...

  Taurus Bulba : Yes, yes, I know. I heard. You're Darkwing Duck.

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the chill that runs up your spine. I am Darkwing Duck!

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the jailer who throws away the key! I am... feeling really stupid! Boy, I hate it when I'm early! Sheesh! You'd think criminal masterminds would be more punctual!

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : How come you wear a mask?

  Darkwing Duck : [somewhat like Dracula]  Because there is nothing more terrifying to the criminal mind as the unknown. I am the thing that goes bump in the night. I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : You mean you don't take off your mask for anyone.

  Darkwing Duck : That's right! Not no one, not never.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : What about a really, really, really, close friend?

  [beat] 

  Darkwing Duck : Well, maybe... someday.

• Darkwing Duck : A desperate criminal is at large and terror runs through the streets like a pair of cheap stockings! But it's helpless! No one gets the drop on Dark...

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : [jumping on DW]  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer! Boy, Darkwing, you gotta work on your narration. They write better stuff on Saturday morning cartoons.

• Darkwing Duck : We need to blow an entry hole in that thing.

  Launchpad McQuack : I dunno, DW. That sounds dangerous.

  Darkwing Duck : Yeah? Well, then... let's get dangerous!

• [first lines] 

  Darkwing Duck : A desperate criminal is at large and terror runs through the streets like a pair of cheap stockings...

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : If I take your bed, where will you sleep?

  Darkwing Duck : I won't, I'm a night person.

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : I'm sorry, Darkwing, if I hadn't got caught you wouldn't have risked your life to save me.

  Darkwing Duck : Gos, before I met you, I didn't have a live with risking.

• Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : Why don't you wear a helmet?

  Darkwing Duck : Because it doesn't look cool.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : Neither do scrambled brains.

  Darkwing Duck : You don't have to worry about me. I knew this job was dangerous when I took it.

• [Darkwing backs away from the ramrod, knowing that it's about to explode] 

  Darkwing Duck : I think it's time for the hero to make his dramatic escape.

  Taurus Bulba : [grabbing Darkwing]  I underestimated you once, Darkwing Duck. This time you simply die!

• Darkwing Duck : What exactly *is* a "ramrod device"?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : [inhales]  It's a trachio-specific device that disrupts gravitational bonds on a molecular level that allows manipulation on a macro scale.

  Darkwing Duck : What does that mean?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer : Beats me. I think it just makes things float.