Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Jurassic Jumble (1991)

Candi Milo: Maria

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the paper cut that ruins your morning. I am...

  Maria : [on account of the kids]  Let me guess, you're Daycare Duck.

  [Darkwing is briefly caught off-guard] 

  Darkwing Duck : Gosalyn! Honker! I told you never to follow me to work.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : There was nothing good on TV.

  Darkwing Duck : Eheh, just impressionable roller skaters I rescued from a... burning... sidewalk.

  [Darkwing laughs nervously, pushes the kids aside, and clears his throat] 

  Darkwing Duck : Now then, when did you last see Shyster and Loophole?

  Maria : Well, they were dictating a letter to Mr. Uno when the phone rang.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [in excitement]  You mean Numero Uno, the math genius serving two to four for evading taxes on his five and ten cents stores for eleven years twelve months ago?

  Darkwing Duck : [getting embarrassed]  Why don't you run along and play, child whom I've never met before?