- JT: [as J.T. and Liberty are driving] Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made those jokes to Toby about our sex life.
- Liberty Van Zandt: You never should have told him about our sex life period.
- JT: I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of this.
- Liberty Van Zandt: Because you talk without thinking. You're immature. You're a clown.
- JT: You treat me like a kid. Okay, you boss me around and you wouldn't even let me audition for the video announcements. You decide everything.
- Liberty Van Zandt: Grow up, J.T.
- JT: Respect me, Liberty, okay? And then maybe we can make a decision together for once.
- Liberty Van Zandt: We did. Last summer, remember? When we decided to use the king-sized condom. The one that slipped off. I'm pregnant.
- [J.T. looks shocked and ends up crashing the car into the bus stop outside of school]
- JT: Actually, I gave Liberty a really good driving lesson. She's uh, she's pretty handy with the ole' stick shift.
- JT: [to Liberty about her pregnancy] How long have you known?
- Liberty Van Zandt: A while.
- JT: A while? What's a while? Days? Weeks?
- Liberty Van Zandt: Try months. Three.
- JT: Liberty!
- Toby Isaacs: [to J.T] Don't you have to rub Liberty's feet or something? Look, it's just the way she talks to you. You gotta be the man, J.T.
- JT: Oh, believe me, Tobes. I have been the man, okay. All summer long.
- Toby Isaacs: You and Liberty have been...
- JT: Getting our freak on? Oh, yeah. Dozens of times. She especially likes it when I...
- Toby Isaacs: [starts singing so he doesn't have to hear anymore details] Oh, Canada. Our home and native land.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: [to Darcy] Listen, I've got to tell you something, okay? The truth. I was... I was expelled last year.
- Darcy Edwards: Okay, that's a start. Why?
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: I got roped into something. Played a little prank on this guy and he went psycho. He came to school shooting...
- Darcy Edwards: I know all about it. I just didn't know you were involved.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Only in the most indirect way and I've more than paid for it, but people around here, they... they won't even look at me. I'm persona non grata and it sucks.