- Dennis Miller - Host: I was driving in LA the other day listening to talk radio, and the host said that he felt federal pollution rules were too tough. I would've called to argue with him, but the smog was so thick I couldn't see the numbers on my car phone.
- Dennis Miller - Host: We treat our whole planet the same way college kids treat a frat house. We say we love it, then we piss in the stairwell.
- Dennis Miller - Host: [Giving suggestions on how to save the planet] Get rid of the mini-malls. How many tanning salons slash do-it-yourself frame stores slash manicure parlors slash Mailbox USA slash tae kwon do donut joints do we fuckin' need?