Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Anything You Can Do (2004)
James Denton: Mike Delfino
Quotes
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Susan Mayer : Ooo, love that jacket. Good choice.
Mike Delfino : Um, look, Susan, I'm really sorry, but I've got to cancel. I had an -unexpected house guest.
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Mike Delfino : I know how this looks, but there is nothing between us. Kendra is just an old friend.
Susan Mayer : Old friend?
Mike Delfino : Yeah, you know...
Susan Mayer : Yeah. Yeah. No, actually no, I don't know. So, by old friend, do you mean college pal, bowling buddy, saved you from drowning?
Mike Delfino : It's hard to explain.
Susan Mayer : Could you give it a shot?
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Mike Delfino : I promise, I'll make this up to you. And you look... amazing.
Kendra Taylor : Mike, where are the towels?
Susan Mayer : Thanks.
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Kendra Taylor : Six weeks in the suburban jungle, and this is all you got?
Mike Delfino : There are over three hundred families in this subdivision. It will take time to check 'em all out.
Kendra Taylor : Dad said the last time he saw you, you were ready to quit.
Mike Delfino : Well, I changed my mind.
Kendra Taylor : This is a gigantic waste of your time and my father's money.
Mike Delfino : You afraid of the old man burning through your inheritance?
Kendra Taylor : That's not funny. Mike, here's the thing.
Mike Delfino : What?
Kendra Taylor : Dad can't chase ghosts alone. If you stop, he'll have to accept it's over. Let me have my father back.
Mike Delfino : If I quit he'll just hire somebody else.
Kendra Taylor : Not if you tell him there's nothing here to find.
Mike Delfino : Oh, I can't do that.
Kendra Taylor : What happens when your girlfriend finds out you're not just this sweet, neighborly plumber? You're lying to her, Mike.