Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Fear No More (2005)

Jeff Doucette: Father Crowley

Quotes 

• Father Crowley : You're pregnant?

  Gabrielle : Yes, and it's impossible. I'm on the pill which I know you probably think is a sin but it's a 99.9% effective sin.

  Father Crowley : Maybe its in the .1% that God resides.

  Gabrielle : You just couldn't wait to throw that in, could you?

• Father Crowley : Gabrielle! What brings you down here?

  [Gabrielle's expression saddens] 

  Father Crowley : Oh, sweet Mother of God, what have you done *this* time?