Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Guilty (2004)

Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer

Quotes 

• Lynette Scavo : I love my kids so much. I'm so sorry they have me as a mother.

  Bree Van De Kamp : Lynette, you are a great mother.

  Lynette Scavo : No, I'm not. I can't do it. I'm so tired of feeling like a failure. It's so humiliating.

  Susan : No, it's not. So you got addicted to your kids' ADD medication. It happens.

  Bree Van De Kamp : You've got four kids. That's a lot of stress. Honey, you just need some help.

  Lynette Scavo : That's what makes it so humiliating. Other moms don't need help. Other moms make it look so easy. All I do is complain.

  Susan : That's not true. When - when Julie was a baby, I - I was out of my mind almost every day.

  Bree Van De Kamp : I used to get so upset when Andrew and Danielle were little, I used their nap times to cry.

  Lynette Scavo : [sniffs]  Why didn't you ever tell me this?

  [sobs] 

  Bree Van De Kamp : [whispers]  Oh, baby. Nobody likes to admit that they can't handle the pressure.

  Susan : I think it's just like we think, you know, it's easier to keep it all in.

  Lynette Scavo : Oh, we shouldn't. We should tell each other this stuff.

  Susan : It helps, huh?

  Lynette Scavo : Yeah. It really

  [sniffs] 

  Lynette Scavo : does.

  [continues sobbing] 

• Julie : Mom, if you really need something to freak out about, just remember that you're going to spend the night with Mike in a hotel. No man has seen you naked in years, except your doctor.

  Susan : And he retired. I try not to take that personally.