The Detectives (TV Series)

What the Butler Saw (1993)

Rupert Bates: Mr Smith

Quotes 

• Dave Briggs : So, let's start with you, Mr so-called Smith, where were you at ten past eight this evening?

  Mr Smith : Me? I was In my room.

  Dave Briggs : Oh yes? And what were you doing in this so-called room of yours?

  Mr Smith : Making love, Inspector.

  Bob Louis : What about you, Mrs Smith?

  Dave Briggs : So you say you were making love in your room. Do you have any witnesses?

  Mr Smith : Of course not!

  Dave Briggs : Ah! Do you really think you can make that stand up in court?