The Detectives (TV Series)

What the Butler Saw (1993)

Candida Rundle: Chambermaid

Quotes 

• Chef : Two hours! And for what? So those gendarmes can up-chat that American woman.

  Chambermaid : Chat-up.

  Chef : Whatever, why is it English men are so gauche around women?

  Chambermaid : If I knew the answer to that one.

• Chambermaid : It's the chef you want to speak to, the chef. The master sacked him, Inspector, two nights ago, he's working out his notice. Go and see him, Inspector, that's what you should be doing.

  Bob Louis : Any chance of me sand...

  [She's already left] 

  Dave Briggs : The chef, eh?

  Bob Louis : You're not gonna listen to that twittering gerbil, are you?

  Dave Briggs : I listen to no-one, and yet, I listen to everyone. Come on.

  [Walks through a door on the other side of the room then walks out] 

  Dave Briggs : That was just a hunch, but there's no-one in the cupboard.