The Detectives (TV Series)

What the Butler Saw (1993)

George Sewell: Superintendent Cottam

Quotes 

• Superintendent Cottam : So you finally found the place then?

  Bob Louis : We had a bit of trouble, sir, it's Dave, he's not used to driving in the country.

  Dave Briggs : Oh yeah. When you said "second on the left after the post office" Mr Navigator here thought that included tiny little dirt tracks with great big signs saying "pick your own strawberries."

  Bob Louis : One wrong turn.

  Dave Briggs : Two.

  Bob Louis : It was your idea to drive across the potatoes.

  Dave Briggs : That was a shortcut.

  Bob Louis : Dave, you were ploughing up crops, we were being followed by seagulls.

  Dave Briggs : Next time we get called out to back of beyond, you can drive.

  Bob Louis : Right, we might get out of second gear then.