- Dharma's shameless public decides to 'coach' supermarket staff Donald -a cute, coy teenage genius- and Anita who have decided to shed their virginity together. She offers them her home as a venue. Dharma stays at her parents, where Larry discovered a single scent, alas no longer in production, rekindles his memory shortly each time he sniffs it. Greg can't watch and listen to 'kama sutra school' any longer, so he goes to spend time at his parents, where he remembers a traumatic event from his youth. Dharma discovers Anita isn't looking for love, just sex, but Donald only suffered her 'wise advice' sweetly, just sex is all he really wants too. Then Greg returns unannounced.—KGF Vissers
- Much to Greg's horror, Dharma tries to help Donald (J.D. Walsh), a checkout boy at the grocery store, make a memorable evening of his first sexual experience by letting him use her bed for sex with his girlfriend Anita. Dharma promises to give Donald some pointers on how to please a woman. Larry and Abby are OK with the idea as Abby says that in some culture's vaginal penetration for the first time is celebrated by the whole tribe.
Dharma teaches Donald the male role in a female orgasm. Dharma teaches Donald to take his time and to caress Anita's body gently. Donald has to choose a location that is comfortable for both of them. Dharma says that the location for the first time is critical, and later the location won't matter as much, and they could do it pretty much anywhere. Donald's options are the back of his car, or the house of his blind grandfather. Donald cannot go to his own house, as he is not even allowed to take food to his room.
Meanwhile, Greg searches for memories from his childhood, since it turns out Dharma has very strong childhood memories of even things like her first steps. Abby claims her earliest memory is the Trojan war, but Greg decides he would rather remain in the present. Greg's first memory is when he was 8 or 9 years old and went to his first mock senate. Dharma says that all of Greg's memories are there, and he just has to find a way to trigger them.
Abby tries an experiment and gets Greg to smell vanilla. This triggers a memory of how Greg was never allowed to eat ice cream from the truck that passed their neighborhood. But then one time a maid got him a Nutty-Butty and Greg enjoyed it. Greg was caught by Kitty and sent back to his room. The maid was sent back to El-Salvador.
Greg spends a night in his old room at his parents' house to recollect his memories but learns from Kitty that his childhood was only a collection of lies. Kitty told Greg that he was never allergic to bees and that lie was told only to prevent him from going outside and getting filthy. He was a natural lefty but was trained by Edward to be a right handed person.
Since Greg is away from home, Dharma decides to let Donald use her and Greg's bed for him to lose his virginity in, with Anita (Marissa Jaret Winokur). Dharma decides not to tell Greg about her arrangement with Donald. Dharma talks to Anita to prepare her as well, but Anita is just looking to have sex since she doesn't want to go off to college as a virgin. Dharma tells Donald that Anita does not have deep feelings for Donald, like he has for her. Turns out it doesn't matter to Donald at all.
Larry cures his short-term memory loss by smelling a rare perfume. He finds the gift he bought for Abby for her 25th birthday. Larry figures that the perfume triggers his memories, but he drops it on the dog accidentally & now has to smell him to refresh his memory.
Greg decides to return home as he can't take more recollections from his childhood and accidentally climbs into bed with Donald and Anita.
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