- Dharma tries to befriend Kitty, who turns the couple's party plans into a country club affair.
- After making Greg drag the mattress to the roof 'for the full moon' and making love instead of sleeping when it starts raining, Dharma insists to invite both their parents to celebrate their marriage. Kitty would stop or at least boycott it, but when Dharma turns up at the county-club must save face by taking over so as to hold it in style. In order to get Dharma's parents aboard, hippie versus conservative concessions are 'traded', in a messy battle for symbols of incompatible values...—KGF Vissers
- Stinky and Nunzio watch Greg have sex with Dharma. Greg finds it weird, but Dharma finds this normal. Dharma takes the mattress to the roof, so Dharma and Greg can sleep under the full moon.
Dharma decides to have a party to celebrate getting married. Dharma decides to invite their parents so they can meet each other. It starts raining and Dharma says that they make love in the rain.
Dharma tells Jean everything about her love making sessions with Greg. Kitty has got their lawyer to prepare an affidavit that Greg was drunk when he got married to Dharma. All Greg has to do is to sign it and he will be free of Dharma.
Kitty will absolutely not even consider attending Dharma's wedding party and Dharma now believes that Kitty hates her. Greg says that if Kitty gets to know Dharma, she will also learn to like her. Dharma decides to spend the entire day with Kitty.
While Kitty is playing tennis, Dharma asks her about her most embarrassing moment. Dharma says that she was 12 years old when she tried her first cheeseburger and her mom drove by. This was embarrassing since her family is entirely vegan. Then the next day, Dharma got her first period and now those 2 events are linked in her mind.
Dharma follows Kitty into the massage session. Dharma is persistent and continues to badger Kitty about attending her party. Then Dharma barges into Kitty's lunch, where she was dining with her friends. Kitty's friends are intrigued when Dharma announces that she married Greg. Now Kitty is cornered and decides to play along by saying that the party was a surprise, and it was planned at the country club.
Dharma tells Greg that her intimate wedding party is now Kitty's extravaganza at their country club. She wants a minister to re-do their vows. Greg convinces Dharma to go along with Kitty's plans.
But now Dharma's parents will not agree to go to the country club, which they consider to be run by fascist republicans who cares more about capitalism than they do about starving children. Larry calls the Girl Scouts as a paramilitary organization with cookies. Larry feels that Dharma is rebelling against Larry for being a bad parent. Larry is afraid that Dharma will get a social security number. Dharma says that she already got one and now also has a checking account. Larry is livid that Dharma is on the grid now and can be tracked.
Larry has a weed farm at the back of his house, which he claims to Greg is Oregano. Larry will only agree to attend the party if the waiters can eat with the guests, and also doesn't want them to wear the uniforms. Greg says that Larry can agree to the uniforms if Kitty can agree to a small and tasteful gong ceremony.
This sets off a train of back-and-forth negotiations between the 2 parents on what can and cannot be included in the party. It is revealed that Abby and Larry are not even married to each other. Larry and Abby don't want veal to be served, while Kitty says that they will pass it off as chicken, but Larry and Abby want it to be free range chicken. Abby wants a wedding in the open. But Kitty would rather hang herself.
Dharma and Greg have to step into get the parties to agree to set of acceptable compromises. But then Abby wants to have a cleansing ceremony at the pond on the golf course before the wedding. Dharma and Greg start fighting when Greg makes fun of the cleansing ceremony and Dharma makes fun of the puffy bridal dress. Dharma makes up with Greg and says that he wins.
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