- Edward Montgomery: [defying Kitty] Oh by the way, I'm not wearing underwear. I don't know why I ever did...
- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: [about his recording rejection letters] You were just ahead of your time.
- Larry Finkelstein: You know, that's what they said about my spray-on gravy.
- [last lines]
- Edward Montgomery: [about his gaudy jacket] Son you know your mother, she'll eventually get use to it.
- Greg Montgomery: I guess...
- Edward Montgomery: And then I'll take it off.