Patrick Macnee: Lord Melford

Quotes 

• Lord Melford : Damn masquerade. All the guzzling young entities drinking me dry. I don't know the half of them, I don't want to know the other half.

• Lord Melford : What young buck are we chasing this evening? Are we tired of the American?

  Lady Melford : This is monstrous!

• Lord Melford : Did you have a good voyage?

  Governor Appleyard : Intolerable!

  Lord Melford : Oh, I have real sympathy for you. I'm a terrible sailor. Prefer a good nag.

• Lord Melford : [two ladies are having a pillow fight riding piggyback on two men]  I'll wage twenty pounds on the strumpet in green!

  Noll Bridger : I'll accept the wager my lord, her horse is tiring!

• Lord Melford : [to Appleyard]  My God man, it's your kind that will lose us America!