Christopher Benjamin: Sir John Glutton

Quotes 

• Sir John Glutton : For the past nine years, my Godmother, to whom I have written with the most practilious regularity, had believed me to be married. Not only married, but with an heir. If she finds I am a bachelor, she won't leave me a farthing.

  Gooch : Then you must marry before her visit

  Sir John Glutton : She's coming tomorrow night. Where shall I find a wife before then? They don't grow on trees!

• Sir John Glutton : Shall we dine?

  Countess : Ah! He always did put his belly first. And look at him now!

  [prods Glutton's belly with her cane] 

• Sir John Glutton : Sophonisba, you're like no other woman I've ever met...

  Swiftnick : [whispering to Tab]  That's true!

  Dick Turpin : [disguised as Sophonisba]  I bet you say that to all the young ladies.

  Sir John Glutton : No, no, on me honor.

  Dick Turpin : What about my honor, Sir John?

  Sir John Glutton : Save with me, Sophonisba!