John Bird: Gooch

Quotes 

• Sir John Glutton : For the past nine years, my Godmother, to whom I have written with the most practilious regularity, had believed me to be married. Not only married, but with an heir. If she finds I am a bachelor, she won't leave me a farthing.

  Gooch : Then you must marry before her visit

  Sir John Glutton : She's coming tomorrow night. Where shall I find a wife before then? They don't grow on trees!