- Swiftnick: That ain't fair!
- Dick Turpin: Lesson number one: There are no rules when you fight for your life. Here endeth the first lesson.
- Willard: Don't meddle in this affair, sir.
- Dick Turpin: Is that an order, Corporal?
- Willard: Captain, the name's Captain Willard.
- Dick Turpin: Willard? Not Cradlesnatcher Willard, the coward of Caterham, is it?
- Willard: I'll say you, sir...
- Dick Turpin: Or Wencher Willard, the weazle of Wandsworth, who calls himself a recruiting officer, but he onle recruits girls and little children.