The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Day in the Life of Alan Brady (1966)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Alan Brady : These people are supposed to be my friends, the little people who love me. Why don't you rush to the door and love me?

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, Rob told us not to.

  Sally Rogers : Attaboy, Benedict.

• [Rob okays Alan filming at his home, then calls Laura about it] 

  Sally Rogers : Listen, how can you say yes without checking?

  Rob Petrie : I always do that.

  Sally Rogers : And she doesn't mind?

  Rob Petrie : Oh, yeah, but it makes the marriage exciting and dangerous.

• Rob Petrie : [keeping order by directing the party, with overflow guests kept in the kitchen]  This is Jerry and Millie's anniversary party, that's all, and you should act just the way you did at the last one.

  Buddy Sorrell : I wasn't invited to the last one. What am I supposed to do?

  Sally Rogers : Shut up or they'll put you in the kitchen.