The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Divorce (1963)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : You mean Buddy's serious?
Rob Petrie : Serious? Honey, I sat with him for five hours. There was a bald bartender; he didn't make one crack.
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Rob Petrie : [over the phone] Hey, Buddy, what's the matter with you? You all right?
Buddy Sorrell : [groggy] Sleepin' pills.
Rob Petrie : [to Laura] He took sleepin' pills.
Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!
Rob Petrie : Buddy?
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah.
Rob Petrie : Buddy, listen to me: How many did you take?
Buddy Sorrell : [ever the jokester] Not enough.
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Laura Petrie : Rob, it just doesn't make any sense. I mean, we were with them last night, and Buddy was insulting Pickles, and she was screaming and yelling at him and everything was perfectly normal.
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Laura Petrie : You said to Buddy that his wife was deceitful and dishonest?
Rob Petrie : Ye... Well, you should've heard HIS description of her.
Laura Petrie : Darling, he can say all the nasty things he wants to about her. She's his wife.